...and just for fun, see if you can name any bands that might fit said genres in other posts. This is completely pointless and wastes your time.

Blackcore! (Can this even make sense?)
Jazzgore! (I'd buy it.)
Brutal technical hard rock! (I don't know why that's funny. It's probably not.)

Blackened Grind!

borecore

Borecore... like it bores through your head?

Sausagelettuce.

idk what it sounds like. Maybe beefy vegan punk?

I have been thinking...wouldn't it be kind of interesting to blend late 70's Funk with Hardcore? Funkcore? Hahaha! Wait...I might actually like that!

Ninjacore . . . not only do they fight against invisible ninjas, they also fight against their instruments as well.

i kinda already made up a genre, acoustic black metal ska. well i posted a link to a joke song i wrote, it included an acoustic guitar that was tuned randomly, and a trumpet.

Haha, this is my favorite thread I've ever started.

Ninjacore would be sweet live... especially if the band members were ninjas.

And wizardovmetal, I wanna link to the awesomeness!

And Jim, can you link to those as well? I would really like to hear them in reality...

And Hguols.... Uranium just sounds epic...

Blackcore sounds pretty much exactly how I expected it to sound.

And I jazzcore is cool, but I said jazz Gore... that should be a little more obscure

Hard rock Metal - metal that is too hard to be hard rock, but too soft to be considered metal

Metalized Metal - metal played with stainless steel guitars, drums, keyboards and miscellanious stage equipment

Girl Metal - a metal band comprised solely of a band of women that is actually worth listening to

Baby Metal - metal with songs about newborn babies

Commerical Metal - metal with songs that are only 30 seconds long

Sleep Metal - metal that is played with the volume set completely to zero

Subway Metal - metal that is played while eating Subway sandwiches

Adult Contemporary non-metal Metal - metal that isn't actually metal, but adult comtemporary music that is just called metal for no reason

Blackened Black Death Progressive Power Epic Hollywood Melodic Doom Metal - ummm... yea

Ass Metal - metal that sounds like it came out of somebody's ass

Symphonic Grindcore - just imagine a soprano, a full orchestra and the music of, lets say, Nasum

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

Hguols wrote:

againsttheantichrist wrote: Blackened Grind! That's the newest Anaal Nathrakh. "In the Constellation of the Black Widow". It's very good. There are some occasional industrial elements as well.

WIN!

Hard rock Metal - metal that is too hard to be hard rock, but too soft to be considered metal
-Black Label Society-


Metalized Metal - metal played with stainless steel guitars, drums, keyboards and miscellanious stage equipment

Girl Metal - a metal band comprised solely of a band of women that is actually worth listening to
-Gallhammer-

Baby Metal - metal with songs about newborn babies

Commerical Metal - metal with songs that are only 30 seconds long

Sleep Metal - metal that is played with the volume set completely to zero

Subway Metal - metal that is played while eating Subway sandwiches

Adult Contemporary non-metal Metal - metal that isn't actually metal, but adult comtemporary music that is just called metal for no reason
-Linkin Park-

Blackened Black Death Progressive Power Epic Hollywood Melodic Doom Metal - ummm... yea

Ass Metal - metal that sounds like it came out of somebody's ass
-Iwrestledabearonce-

Post-Brooklyn Vegan Eco-Feminist Blackened Sludge Core
(Anything that people in my town seem to like)

Blackcore - Abigail Williams

Brutal technical hard rock - New The Dillinger Escape Plan

Blackened grind - Watchmaker

Borecore - Most new American metalcore

ELAN wrote:

Girl Metal - a metal band comprised solely of a band of women that is actually worth listening to -Gallhammer-

Hell yeah!

ELAN wrote:

Adult Contemporary non-metal Metal - metal that isn't actually metal, but adult comtemporary music that is just called metal for no reason -Linkin Park- Ass Metal - metal that sounds like it came out of somebody's ass -Iwrestledabearonce-

^whoah, i gotta check out Ilkim, she's gorgeous!!

industrial goth black metal with just a hint on symphonic qualities.